Being a pirate on the Seven Seas is not the perfect definition of a good time, in our humble opinion. Nonetheless, sailing with the Mountain Top Polka Band brings with it a home feel of the Appalachian Mountains and Polka Music. Though still riddled with fraught and danger, it's the life we've chosen.

Join Capt'n Hans, his peg leg, and trusty crew Lula, Heather, Kevin, Adam, and Steve on this high seas polka adventure.

What can we say, no rest for the wicked, aye matey?